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It was just last week that we heard about Love Land, China’s first sex theme park, designed to improve sex education and bust taboos. But no sooner had photos of this giant pair of spread legs been broadcast across the international media than state officials decided to shut the park down before it had even officially opened.

“The investigation determined the park’s content was vulgar and that it was neither healthy nor educational. It had an evil influence on society and had to be torn down immediately,” said an official.

So, sadly, the legs were toppled, the displays of giant genitalia dismantled, and the sex-technique workshops shut down, leaving nothing but an empty lot of shattered, perverted dreams.

If the park’s creators are looking to recoup costs, we’d suggest putting those legs up on eBay for some enterprising business owner/college student to bid on.

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Object
SexInfo101’s version of Twister is a “get to know ya” game through and through. The aim for players is to maintain their balance (and composure) as they arrange themselves into a quagmire of suggestive poses.

Number of Players
You can take part with as little as two people, but one mat will fit as many as four. When you play at maximum capacity, it does make for a tight squeeze, but this isn’t a bad thing when you experiment with our adult edition. By adding additional mats, you can accommodate multitudes of Twister players…

What You’ll Need
You’ll require quantities of one or more of the original game of Twister. Ask your guests if they own one before you buy extras. If you’re prepared to try Pink Twister, you will also need supplies to modify the spinner board: scissors, pink paper and tape.

Ideal Participants
The most entertaining candidates for twister are those who are playful and physically fit. Oh yeah, they should have a really open mind and be comfortable with nudity (their own and others’). Players must be prepared to contort themselves into provocative positions while being up close and personal with other players.

How to Play
Twister is played on a big plastic mat that’s covered with rows of different colored dots. The mat serves as a game board and peoples’ bodies are the game pieces. Someone spins the Twister spinner and calls out one color and one of four body parts: left hand, right hand, left foot, right foot. Participants must then place their hand or foot onto the corresponding colored dot. Remember, no two people can share the same dot. Just like in the original game, participants are eliminated when they fall, or touch their knee or elbow to the mat. Here are a few adult variations of Twister:

Strip
Based on the same premise as {Strip Poker}, players remove an article of clothing each time they accidentally contact the mat. This is a great way to break the ice and lead up to what’s next on the list…

Nude
As the name clearly implies, nudity is the essence of this adult adaptation of Twister. Not only do players get an eyeful, they get to rub against one another and squeeze themselves into some outrageous poses; it begins to look a lot like they’re practicing what’s in our Sex Positions Guide. Because participants’ genitals will be intimately displayed, advise guests ahead of time so they can groom appropriately. Are you ready to try something even more arousing? Read on…

Pink
Create your own version of a Spinner Board by integrating the color pink into the wheel. This will represent players touching each others’ “pink”, also known as their genitals. You can stick with hands or feet, since it’s already built into the spinner board, but some participants may be averse to being touched by people’s feet; feel free to modify body parts. If your players are very receptive to this version of Twister, use oral commands (instead of body parts) when you land on “pink”, such as: suck, lick, flick and so on.

Rotating Players
We have a final suggestion to keep your Twister party brimming with excitement. Instead of using multiple mats to contain a large number of players, you may want to use the “tag” method. Just like in tag team wrestling, players can, at any point, tag a spectator to take their place; they can do so simply by calling their name. This expands the length of play, so that people don’t get naked too fast. It also keeps onlookers engaged (as if they wouldn’t be already!)

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Frank is visiting a Urologist, who is a stunningly beautiful, leggy, 6 foot blonde with a butt to die for.

Early in the consultation, she says ‘Hmm Frank, you are going to have to give up masturbating‘

He replied ‘Why is that?’

She answered, ‘Because I am trying to examine you!’

A Parrot swallows a Viagra Tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
‘How come you are sweating?’ he asks.
The parrot replies, ‘Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?’

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Wow… that title sounds like some barnyard shenanigans. I promise no horses were sexually harmed in the making of this short.

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5 Signs Your Girlfriend Is A Psycho

It’s often difficult to gauge how crazy your girlfriend is, especially in the beginning of a relationship. The truth is, all chicks are nuts but here are five ways to know if she’s average crazy – or if you should sleep with one eye open and hide all the sharp objects in the house.

5. She Has More Than 3 Cats.

Face it. You’re dating the crazy cat lady. You know why all crazy cat ladies wind up living alone by the end of their lives? All of their ex-boyfriends are buried in the backyard.

4. She Keeps Tabs on You.

If your girlfriend is too clingy and texts and calls you non-stop, stalks you on Facebook, and e-mails you creepy love messages, it’s time to move to Montana. This is the girl that burns an effigy on your lawn if she finds out you lied to her about what you had for breakfast.

3. She Asks If You Will Ever Leave Her?

Any girl who does this before you’re married, or even after, is silently calculating the jail time she will have to do after running you down with a Jetta, if you leave her for someone else.

2. She is Way Too Jealous.

If she’s ready to throw down with any woman you talk to, even the girl behind the counter at Starbucks, start working on that restraining order now.

1. She Recites Bible Quotes.

If she quotes John 3:16 when you ask her about her day, prepare for a lifetime of watching Mel Gibson films, protesting outside of free clinics, and attending Sarah Palin fundraisers.

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What Your Girlfriend Really Thinks About Sex

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn’t help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the “right” thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags.

1. “It was…good”
If this is what your girlfriend says after sex then odds are you probably spent the whole time poking her in the eye and moving around like a horny jackrabbit. It’s time to think about whether she really finished or if you made her leg fall asleep and she was trying to wake it up.

2. “Let’s Try a Different Position”
What she means to say is, “You have completely butchered this position, let’s see if a change of scenery can make you seem less bad.” This is pretty much the sex equivalent of changing the offensive system so that the quarterback stops turning over the ball.

3. “Let’s Spice Things Up”
What she really means is “Your fat ass lying on top of me and doing the old thrust-eroo is boring me to death.”
You better hurry up and pick up a copy of the Kama Sutra before you start finding all kinds of vibrating fallic objects in her drawer.

4. “Keep Doing It Like That”
This is one reserved for the rare occasion when you have accidentally slipped by are doing something right. So do whatever you have to do to remember what the hell you’re doing, and keep doing it, over and over and over. (You know, until she gets bored. Then you’re sh*t out of luck, again…)

5. “It’s OK, Baby”
Wow, this is the big one. Whatever you just did, or didn’t do, has made you into such a sympathetic figure that even she feels sorry for you. At this point, you need to either take a few swings in the batting cage, or hang ‘em up and retire.

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4 Reasons You’re Still a Virgin

You have gone on awkward dates. You have tried to meet girls on the internet. You have even read books and blogs about how to get laid but you are still living a very sexless life. But forget all that nonsense. There are four very simple reasons the farthest you have ever gone is with your right hand.

1. You Aren’t Very Smooth

If “Hey…uh…how…um…I..uh….how you doin?” is how you start of a conversation with a woman you want to talk to, have a bottle of Jergens ready for you when you get home. The last thing any woman wants is a babbling moron trying to hit on her…badly.

The first step to meeting women (or having a normal human conversation with another human being) is to keep it simple and keep it at a point where you are comfortable (even if you are way out of your element).

You Aren’t Very Smooth

2. You’re Saying All The Wrong Things.

If you have made your introduction without tripping over your tongue, odds are you are now incoherently babbling about tartar sauce and this crazy dream you had in 8th grade. Most people are not great conversationalists, which is exactly why you should keep it basic and keep the conversation away from that new mole you found in the shower this morning.

Make small talk without making it too awkward (i.e. “Nice weather we’re having). Talk about yourself. Let her talk about herself. Basic stuff. If in doubt, just think about how someone like Conan O’Brien or David Letterman conducts interviews.

You’re Saying All The Wrong Things

3. Eyes Up Here, Mister!

If you have made it past the introduction and are acing the ice breaking conversation you are now either overconfident or nervous about screwing it up this far into the game. The one thing that is make or break at this point is body language. If you are staring down her shirt, looking bored, or are anxious to get out of there and into the sack, refer back to the Vaseline mentioned in point 1.

On the other hand, if you are still sweating nervously and fidgeting, you are already thinking about the Vaseline so you’re all set.

Even if you are sitting across the table from a total bore or a girl completely out of your league, keep your head in the game, stay in the conversation, and remember that you are already halfway home.

Eyes Up Here, Mister!

4. You Overestimate Women.

Many guys think of women as these fairy like creatures and come up with ingenious plans to catch one. The truth is, a woman is still a person just like you or I, except she never has to do any of the heavy lifting when it comes to dating.

Even when the Detroit Lions get set to play the Pittsburgh Steelers they go into the game knowing that on any given Sunday they can come away with a win. If you’re trying to get into a girl’s pants and go in knowing that on any given Sunday you might actually get some, I guarantee that at the very least you will get more notches in your belt than the Lions get wins.

You Overestimate Women.

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