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I have a confession to make. Before I was married, I used to hate foreplay. I found myself rushing through the preliminaries, anxiously pushing towards the main event. I mean really, who has time for ear nibbles and a kiss on the back of the thigh? I had foolishly assumed that I was more thoroughly evolved, less needy, and more perfectly suited to a heterosexual relationship in terms of my needs and libido. A typical session involved me smiling in tolerance while I submitted to a thorough toe sucking, and then asking for what I had wanted all along. Way back when, I actually endured foreplay. After five years of marriage, I sit here and wonder…what changed?

In the beginning, there was light—in our bedroom I mean. We were a new couple. Sex was exciting. The lights were on. Lingerie was a must. And my future husband was virile and thrilling in every sense. And then, lo and behold, after the first few months of sex, he acquiesced to my requests and foreplay was kept to a minimum. Could it be? Would I be freed from the prison known as petting? We progressed wildly, free of any rules, and then, just as our relationship began to build and deepen, our sex became more and more shallow. He responded to my dissatisfaction with a rather uninspired thirty seconds of nipple-tweaking. I responded to his humdrum technique with less and less passionate involvement. We were engaged, in love, and utterly bored with sex. How could this happen to me? I’d always been the girl who loved sex in any form—boring or otherwise. Then it hit me. I loved sex in any and every form, and our coupling had become just one form—formulaic.

There’s a certain amount of trepidation one feels when one must eat her own words, admit to being wrong, and beg for a little warm-up before the final workout. Thank goodness shame and tact have never been sentiments that weighed heavily upon me. So, I told him. Like the lovely man that he is, he altered his behavior that night. Unfortunately, he got it all wrong. I had taken inspiration out of our lovemaking, and my poor husband was the one left tripping all over himself. It was awful, similar to an extended handshake gone horribly wrong. The corner of his mouth pursed in consternation as he went through the motions.

Suddenly I realized what I had become to my lover. I was like a TV that had lost its signal. He turned my knobs—no good. He fiddled with the volume—nothin’. He flipped through the menu—nope. Finally, he resorted to mindless smacking here and there. It was hopeless. I’ll be the first girl to admit that a nice spanking can bring me right around, and yet, there was no pleasure in that foreplay. I had turned it into a session of following directions. With my demands to remove tenderness and sensuality from the equation, I had reduced everything to the physical, and refused to admit the possibility that something far more metaphysical occurs when lovers come together. I despaired for our marriage.

We went on like that for quite some time, refusing to admit that the routine, the emptiness of our actions was wearing on both of us. He would roll back his sleeves and get to work. I would watch with distant horror. Then, one day, it all fell apart. I said “no.” This may be hard to believe, but in our two years together, I had not once said that word in reference to sex. I had never wanted to. And now, I couldn’t bear the idea of continuing on in this way. His shock deepened when the tears began to roll. I’m not exactly the sensitive type, so this bizarre display of emotion was most disconcerting to him. On my end, it was embarrassing, and I felt a little bit like some Joan Crawford-loony dragging my poor husband along on an emotional roller coaster. Strangely though, my little dive off the deep end was exactly what we needed. We finally admitted that there was a problem. All this fear that the magic was gone simply poured out between us. And then the most beautiful thing happened—we began to touch each other with feeling, with intent, with emotion. “And with his pulsing manhood proud above me, the fireworks lit the night and I was blind to all but the perfection of our glorious union.” Okay…not really. It wasn’t perfect. What is? After all, in marriage a couple has to deal with the frightening eventuality that sex with the same person—day in and day out—is very, very boring on its own. The act itself is somewhat limited in its variations. There’s a phrase oft favored by my father that illustrates it perfectly, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat…but not that many.” Hello Foreplay!

We now engage in some very practical methods to preserve the impracticality that makes sex so exciting. Toys? Check. A blindfold? No doubt. A little Web site with some pornographic gems entitled literotica.com? Indeed. A little saucy spanking for a very bad girl? You betcha. Impossibly large dildos in brilliant primary colors? Of course. (I did say impractical, right?)

In all seriousness, though, my favorite bit of foreplay is a little conversation. His too. We talk—not about bills or career worries—but about each other, then gradually the conversation takes a turn towards the tawdry. I know, I know…it’s a bit embarrassing at first. My husband and I both struggled with our virginal, and yes, miserable attempts at dirty talk. I believe his consisted of, “Oh yeah…you’re cookin’ now.” And yet, I was immeasurably turned on by his daring, by his breaking with convention, and even by the fact that he thought I was cooking …whatever that means.

Now here we are four years later. Our noses are insensate to each other’s pheromones, we’re chubbier, put less effort into our appearances, and just generally have little physical chemistry. I know it sounds awful, but…it’s not. We’ve put our faith into something beyond the physical. Foreplay is no longer about erections and wetness. It’s about a connection between us, the kind that happens in the space ‘twixt our ears—the gray matter. It’s the kind of connection that results in what I like to call “drool-inspiring-smack-me-and-call-me-jenny-mind-blowing-toe-curling” sex. Because ultimately, it doesn’t matter how you turn the burners on, it matters that you get cookin’.

By: Freya Linden

Via: Divine Caroline – Life in your words

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What’s more important: laughter or security?

In the first episode of Entourage this season, Turtle, a frumpy-but-lovable goofball, is utterly confused by the premise of Knocked Up. He can think of no possible rationale for beautiful Katherine Heigl’s character taking dumpy Seth Rogen’s character home and becoming impregnated with his baby.

The unattractive-man-bags-attractive-woman situation is not unfamiliar—in Entourage Turtle dates a woman played by Jamie Lynn Sigler (and in a bit of life imitating art, the two fell for each other during filming and are now dating in real life); in According to Jim, Courtney Thorne Smith is married to Jim Belushi; Everybody Loves Raymond, King Of Queens, Yes Dear, all show a not-hot man landing a blazing wife.

So the question is, why would an absurdly hot chick want to bang a schlub? We’ve been told a sense of humor and a heart-of-gold do the trick, but inquiring minds find this to be a specious premise.

Over at Shine, a male user asked women to tell him what’s more attractive: the funny or the money? Obvs, it depends on the woman—some love to laugh. Plus, everyone loves a funny-man, laughter is the best medicine, a man can never be poor as long as he has laughter, etc. But in the long run it’s hard to trade jokes for food, shelter and the occasional vacation to San Sebastian.

AskMen, never ones to miss a beat, lets their lady columnist, Christina Colangalo, ride on this question. Rather than comparing cheddar to chuckles, she measures humor against several important male attributes, including looks, ambition, wealth and intelligence. Joke making and joke taking acquit themselves quite well in comparison to other personality and personal characteristics, it would seem.

Overall, the ability to make someone laugh seems pretty important to broads. But… I’m not buying it. When many women say “sense of humor,” they mean “easy-going and self-deprecating”… or Hugh Grant. (Is he actually funny?) Sure, knowing that someone doesn’t take himself too seriously is a plus, but is it something you would trade for knowing that a guy a can provide for a family? Sounds like a stretch.

Let’s play a game of Marry-Bang-Kill (for those not familiar, we give you three choices and you have to decide who you would marry, who you would bang, and who you would kill): moneyed provider, semi-dangerous “bad boy” and funnyman. By my calculations, the comedian is not going to make it out of this one alive.

Chime in, please: Is it more important that he makes you laugh or makes bank? Either way, I’m working on my screenplay.

Via: Your Tango

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Fairy-tale love is hard to find—here are some tips for keeping your relationship healthy and happy.

One of the most common questions we hear is, “How do we make our relationship work?” The answers are complicated, varied, and, after a while, can start to sound like muddled platitudes. But these commonplace sayings get repeated because they work. With this in mind, we pulled together 12 cliches that, in fact, reveal simple, tried-and-true advice for having a healthy, happy relationship. Read on and let us know what you think:

1. Mind your manners. “Please,” “thank you” and “you’re welcome,” can go a long way in helping your partner remember that you respect and love him and don’t take him for granted.

2. Variety is the spice of life. Studies have shown that dullness can lead to dissatisfaction with a relationship. Trying something new can be as simple as visiting an unfamiliar restaurant or as grand as a backpacking trip through Sri Lanka. Discoveries you make together will keep you feeling close.

3. The couple that plays together, stays together. Find a sport or hobby that you both love (no, watching TV does not count) and make that a priority in your relationship. Camping, biking, building model trains… whatever it is, find something you enjoy doing together.

4. Fight right. In order to have productive arguments, keep these rules in mind. Don’t call your spouse names. When things get really tough, take a break from the argument. Let the other person finish his/her sentences. Don’t initiate a discussion when you’re angry.

5. I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine. No one likes demands (unless you’re in a BDSM role play), but everyone can appreciate a compromise. If you want your lover to do something and you’re not sure he’ll be agreeable, the quickest way to avoid a confrontation is to sweeten the deal. For example: “Sure, I’ll watch Monday Night Football if you take me to see the next movie of my choice.”

6. Two heads are better than one. Being in a relationship basically means you’ve made a merger; you’ve not only joined assets but inherited the other’s problems as well. Rather than looking at his problems as merely his own, tackle them together. For example, if he’s gaining weight, rather than pushing him to diet on his own, enroll in an exercise program together.

7. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Maintain your own friendships and occasionally have a night out without your significant other. Doing things without your s.o. not only makes you miss him or her, it also keeps you sane. And, in case the relationship doesn’t work out, you’ll still have your friends.

8. Sound it out. It other words: communicate! Talking out the tough subjects—money, religion, fidelity, raising kids—will not be the most fun you’ve had, but it’ll be valuable.

9. Laughter is the best medicine. Learn to laugh at yourself and at silly mistakes. If he throws your $300 cashmere sweater in the dryer, laughing it off is, in the long run, better than getting angry. It’s is just a $300 cashmere sweater, not the end of the world.

10. Keep your eyes on the prize. Yes, he forgot your co-worker’s name for the tenth time, but it probably doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about you. If you keep your perspective fixed on the goal—to be in a happy, functioning partnership—you’re less likely to get tangled up in every minor annoyance. Remember, you both want the same thing.

11. Quitters never win. Find a ritual and keep it alive, no matter what. Whether it’s always kissing each other good night, renewing wedding vows every year, sleeping in as late as you want once a month or committing to having sex once a week, pick something that makes you both feel good and stick to it, even when you’re tempted to skip.

12. When the going gets tough, the tough get going… to therapy. Studies show that couples who seek counseling during rocky periods are more successful in resolving their issues than those who don’t. Whether its from a religious figure, counselor or mental health professional, getting an expert to help sort out strife is as wise as forgoing self-installation and hiring a plumber to put in a new sink.

Via: Your Tango – Smart Talk About Love

What keeps your relationship strong? Let us know in the comments.

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A Parrot swallows a Viagra Tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
‘How come you are sweating?’ he asks.
The parrot replies, ‘Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?’

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